Today's "burglar falls asleep while robbing house" story brought to you by Glen Ridge, NJ.
I just received this hilarious link from Arturo

Ooh yeah, This is neat news . Twins score perfect 3200 on SAT.

Yeah, I'm aware of the blog glut as this site pops up everywhere, but only now I clicked this page.

Arturo says my repulsiveness and disillusion are ephemeral.
It leaks out in embarassing globs of anxiety but I'm just going to sit back. I just want to go to sleep. It is only a few months ago.
Really, success is blunt.

Grandforks.com states: Grand Forks authorities want forkin' thieves of six-foot-tall fork to fork it over.

I'm depressed because Fabio wouldn't even acknowledge my presence but I don't think it was any reason to get mad. Fabio took it the wrong way.
I'm upset. Damn, it's too useless to respond to.
All this self-disgust is just futile but just vegged on the couch all day.

Lobbyists weren't liked in 1882, either.
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I am delighted by this. I just laughed my ass off!

this was pretty predictable.

Oh brother, well, this could be expected: John Kerry is tied to our Vietnamese enemies in more ways than you'd think.

OMG, what a moron.

It has been quiet at e+LL's lately: had a busy week. I'm running on fumes.